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Maria: Kicking the Breast Cancer Awareness Bucket
As we all know, October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Continue reading →
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Maria: The Last Article I Post Before I Change My Identity
So I have here another observation regarding my sights on campus. You know, sometimes I witness things on Jayhawk Boulevard that make me wish I would have busted my butt in high school and gone...
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Maria: Cracking the Craig Glazer Code
Craig Glazer. Flare of my life, intrigue of my loin. My vice, my doubt. Craig. He was Mr. Glazer on Hearne's couch in the afternoon, donning black Oakleys indoors. He was a hard-ass in public and a...
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Maria: These Inane UDK Articles Are Driving Me Loko!
Once again, the University Daily Kansan upholds its commitment in its pursuit of mediocrity. I'm utterly impressed by how unimpressive it is. Yesterday - for what they thought was the first time in...
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Maria: If You Give a Football Player Some Wine. . .
I recently had the misfortune of working with a KU football player for an English group project. We presented on Tuesday but my body is still sore from dragging his weight. Likewise, my ears are...
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Maria: An Open Letter to Christmas Jerks
Dear Christmas Nazis, Thanksgiving advocates, and those on holiday power trips: I have seasonal depression. Come mid-November, my skin pales and my dopamine levels plummet at the speed of light. I lie...
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Maria: Plaza Lights 2010, The Most Boring Night of My Life
I adore Christmas and all that it has to offer, but the Plaza Christmas light experience was an exception to that case. In truth, it was overwhelmingly underwhelming. I haven't seen something this...
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Maria: Whipahol Makes Whaves
College students across the nation (except in Kansas) can celebrate the death of Four Loko with the latest and greatest method of booze-assisted suicide: alcohol-infused whipped cream. I guess you...
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Maria: Make Santa Expendable!
Forgive my tardiness on this entry, for I know that it is past Christmas. Luckily, it will come again in 364 days, which gives you fine people sufficient time to ponder my sentiments regarding the...
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Maria: Hooters Girls’ Hubris and What It Taught Me
"I woke up with Sherron Collins' hand down my shirt. I was like, 'Come on now, Sherron. You know I don't like you like that!' But it's cool. I love the basketball team. We're homies. I mean, I was...
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